About Arthur Wingsmith
Hello. My name is Nathaniel. I am also Arthur Wingsmith. While one of these names is a real person, the one that isn’t gets to write silly stuff for whatever reason he feels like. He calls this: the genre of whimsical silliness; better known as Whimsilism. Personally, I find the whole thing ontologically weird. His name – the Whimsilist, that is – is Arthur. But, you probably already guessed that.
What you really need to know, is that everything on this site is fiction. I mean, fiction on purpose, not alternative facts. If you can find a fact here, Arthur has really dropped the ball. Seriously, it’s not even ‘post truth’; except for the kind of truth that variously highly-qualified people suggest should be found in fiction. (The only other notable exceptions apply to pages like this one. You know, the ones that tell you about me, how to subscribe, and how cookies and privacy work here. Those have actual facts in an uncomplicated, non-alternative, not-post-truth way.)
It is my hope that all the fictions presented here are entertaining. If they aren’t, I submit my humblest, and most sincere, apologies. One cannot help bad luck, though.
Stories will appear on this site when they do, with no particular schedule. I used to have a schedule, but shit happens, so I decided to do whatever I wanted, whenever I felt like. Which is to say, I embraced my inner teenager.
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